Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Thesis Madness






This is me during a tiring day of research:

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Paid To Click :D

Oh Em Gee. I just got curious about this... You see them all around the net. Paid to click sites, what are these exactly?

Well, there are sites where they pay people to view other sites. Most of these sites pay 0.01$ per 30 seconds view of another site which is NOT alot, obviously but view several of these sites per day and what can you get? It's a bit confusing but hey... Let a PTC site explain it:

How Bux.to works

Bux.to is NOT a Autosurf, Multi-Level Marketing, Pyramid, Ponzi, Matrix or "Get Rich Quick" scheme.

Bux.to is a new innovative, international and FREE English based service that allows advertisers to reach thousands of potential customers by displaying their ad on our, "Surf Ads" page. A exact calculated percentage of all advertising revenue is paid to our members. Bux.to makes money via advertising, other advertising sources throughout the website as well as earning through direct sponsorship of other Bux.to members, just like a regular member does.

How you make money
You view websites in 30 second sessions via the "Surf Ads" page. Once the 30 seconds is up, you'll either get a green tick sign or a red 'X'. The green tick sign means you've earned $0.01 and as premium member $0.0125 for the visit and the 'X' means you have not earned money for the visit. You'll get red X's when you have more than one website from the "Surf Ads" page open. When this happens, you get no credit.

A valuable benefit to both the members and the advertisers is the repeat exposure that the advertiser gets. Whenever you click and view a website, you can visit that website again in 24 hours as long as the visit cap hasn't been reached. That's right! After 24 hours you can click and view the website again. This gives the advertiser optimal exposure by using "repeat advertising" and it further increases the members earning potential.

Earnings example (based on current averages)
» You click 10 ads per day = $0.10
» 20 referrals click 10 ads per day = $2.00
» Your daily earnings = $2.10
» Your weekly earnings = $14.70
» Your monthly earnings = $63.00

although, we cannot guarantee that you will earn such a profit.

While we have no way of knowing how many ads will be available on a per week basis, we do know that Bux.to is growing rapidly and advertisers are discovering the true potential of our service. We've just started and our advertiser base is small so BE PATIENT! Over the next coming months you will see an increase in the ads which will only increase your earnings! This is not a get-rich-scheme or scam, but it can put some extra gas money in your pocket!

Source: http://bux.to/how.php

Yeah, as it said, it's not a quick-get-rich scheme but a li'l money never done harm, right? The problem however with these PTC sites is with the payout. You have to see reviews of PTC sites before joining one just so you'll receive the money for your efforts. And sometimes, PTCs who do pay people take TOO LONG to send the money (that's via AlertPay or PayPal which should be easy to sign up to). Anyways, the way I did it now is to join PTC sites known to really PAY people and just click away. Now, I'm listing the PTC sites I've joined and I suggest you join 'em to and click away. Just a few clicks will do... It might even help you one day :D

Bux.to - pays 0.01$ per view with 30 seconds timer. See up :D
http://bux.to/?r=tastefuldeath

07 Bux - almost exactly like Bux.to
http://07bux.net/?r=tastefuldeath

PandaBux - yeah another Bux.to look alike. Although cuter.
http://pandabux.com/?r=tastefuldeath

LinkGrand - a neat PTC site. One of the oldest, it claims. It PAYS, nuff said. Click on the link below. :D
LinkGrand.com

EnglandBux - From the site:
At EnglandBux.org, you get paid to click on ads or receive paid mail and visit websites. The process is easy! You simply click a link and view a website for 45 seconds to earn money. You can earn even more by referring friends.
You'll get paid 1 pence (£0.01) for each website you personally view.
You can earn 50% of the revenue of any other member that signs up by following one of your referral links.
All Payments are made via PayPal, E-Gold. The minimum payout is £10

englandbux.org

Well, that's it for now! Gotta click first and get back to ya when I get my money! :D

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Renegade Bayer???


Renegade Bayer: Strike of the ComeBack!

Psst! This is the Renegade Bayer, striking back even though no one struck me first. Mehehe

Today, I present you my buyings during the vacation engrande (read: bahay en yard jas to mentayn the tan). These are real items and I know you might have seen them even before I've discovered them. Wait, wait, wait. Before you go and run to Kit Rose for complaints for this intrusive intrusion, see the items first, okay???


1. Maxing Professional Microphone System - Looks cool eh? The package includes two microphone and as you can see, we've cut the wires (my failed attempt at a joke)! Kidding, because these microphones are---jen jen jen jen -- wireless, whoohoo! We've tested the performance in a confidential place where people are not dangerous. While people are making putukan in the New Year, I tried yodelling outside the house and goodness gracious! It werx!!! Best pf all, it's chipangga at P500 (we got it for P430 using our undeniably powerful charms).






2. DVCD Lens Cleaner 6in1 - You know it sux when your favorite DVD is all scratched-up and it's got laway all over and then it doesn't work anymore. Or your DVD player might have dust on the lens which causes all you CDs and/or DVDs to jump like there's no tomorrow? Fear not, true believers! Here's the DVCD (wth?) lens Cleaner you've been waiting for! As it says, it is 6in1 (although I doubt if the creators can really count since there are only five items in the box!). It's got the CD which cleans your lens as you view the instructions, three cleaning solutions and a CD-friendly cloth. The instructions could've been more helpful if the contents match what is described and if only it was written in propah english. But hey, who cares when you get this beybeh not for P120 as said by the manong selling the mics, not for P70 as said by the aleh beside him but only for P25 at Ocean Breeze Marketing near May Bank in the Binan Wet Market! OOps.
See? Those are very good items, yes?
Next time I share about the secret of the All Items P10! For now, I leave you with my very specially-challenged segment:

Beat That!

Okay, I'm gonna die na. 'Coz I've seen the cheapest scientific calculator UP students can use. It looks like the Casio Series FX-350MS and other casio like it and functions the same! Well, except the buttons and the whole thing looks like some cheap-ass plastic... But who are you to judge this beehyutih??? And it's only P159 at the Ocean Breeze! Muhaha. Beat that!

Note: I'm not connected to Kit Rose in anyway. She disowns any association we have together whatever. Pssst. she makes me say this to avoid lawsuits.

RENEGADE BAYER... is awt!!!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Some short shory XD

I: The Wall: The first stand-alone story in a yet-unnamed, unorganized, bigger story. Anyways, it's not that important if you don't read the other stories since these are all stand-alones. Apologies for any grammatical mistakes and whatnots since english isn't my first language. Constructive criticisms are welcome. Enjoy!

His life was empty, no doubt about it. He was just a faded version of the school jock who seem to have existed ages ago. No job, no woman, no money... That is why he allowed himself to be a guinea pig for these scientists. Something about psychology so there are no dangers to his body. He chuckled in the dark room they have left him in. They're gonna play with your mind, buddy boy. Was it the right decision for these kind of thing? Or would he end up like his old man, battered in body and soul?

A silhouette appeared on the thin wall of intertwined cords of metals. It looked ominous. Just looking at it in that dark room brought to him shivers. The silhouette dropped to a crouch and knocked at his side of the wall. It was a deep, sensuous sound. "Ah, a new toy..." That womanly sound giggled. "What are you in for, huh? Something nasty? Or just a victim? We're all victims, my friend. Share your tale and maybe that will make time fly."

"Who are you?" He cleared his throat. Maybe one of those doctors... "What do you want?"

"Would it scare you if I say that I am here to feed off of your memories?" Her voice rang hollowly in the dark room. "Never mind that, tell me your story. Please?" The silhouette stretched, revealing a womanly figure. "It's so boring here."

A kindred soul, huh? Maybe he could even get her number? Haha, what was he thinking? The girl could be a major psycho case. Oh, well. "Not much to tell. Went to Jackson High. Been the highschool jock. Now I'm the loser..." Before he could stop, the last word just poured out of his mouth. "I'm a loser..."

"Yes, you are. That's why you're here." She whispered. "Cry, if you want to. Even the dead has ceased listening to this damned place." She muttered irritatingly. "No, please do. Most men such as you never got the chance to cry. Wimps."

He choked back the tears. "No... It wasn't supposed to be. Not me. I was Prom King." It sounded pathetic even to his ears...

"I'm sorry. I think those things happen to prom kings too." The voice was far from apologetic. He continued describing the events of his life as in a movie. He was the king of the hill. His own girlfriend didn't even know about his affair with her boss, Harriet Leary. She left her but that was nothing. He only had to please dear Harriet and he was okay. Where had it gone wrong? Was it with the girls he seduced? The disagreement with the husbands of the married women he fooled around with?

"There's no use trying to pinpoint where it all started. Spill all your pain into me..." The voice was mesmerizing, like a lover's caress. Why not? He was tired of it all... He leaned his head against the silhouette's hand. "Let it go." Gladly, he stood, walked away then ran to his savior. A brief flash of red then pain...

"Mr. Garland?" The tiny nurse shouted in that grating voice. "Doc says you're good to go." Not one of the doctors wanted to handle the scene. No one, except for the new resident, the one who looked too young. What was her name again?

The nurse turned the knob and entered the room. The air stank with that rusty sweet smell. Her eyes widened in horror as she saw the white wall splattered with red and some yellowish matter on the upper part of the wall. Then she saw a figure hugging the wall. Barely recognizable but that jacket. Was he smiling? Hurriedly, she turned back only to let the police in and then hightail out of the room.

"No need to worry, Doc." The policeman smiled weakly. "The reports state that he did it himself." He sighed as the doctor nodded. "To do a thing like that, you had to be really nuts or hopeless." He stared at her appreciatively. "You're one tough cookie, ma'am. Glad you didn't break down or something." The woman looked too young to be a doctor. She seemed to be as refreshed as anyone could be. Anyone who hasn't seen this bloody mess, he thought.

A knowing smile appeared on those rosy lips. "Thank you, officer. It really pays to have someone to share your problems with. Maybe you could visit sometime?"

The man chuckled. "That would sure help! Maybe I'd make an appointment sometime, Doc!" Garland didn't really buy into that psychiatry shit but somehow, he felt he should TRY it. He shook his head as he walked away. Try? Not even close. He had looked into those young yet knowledgeable eyes and knew that in her, lies the salvation he had been seeking all his life. Yes, maybe tomorrow. He smiled satisfactorily, as if he haven't seen one of the sickest suicides ever.
The woman's eyes gleamed with satisfaction as he walked away. She hoped it would be as interesting as with the night before.


NOTE: This story was originally posted by yours truly on fiction press. From now on, I'm planning on posting any story here in this blog of mine.. :D

The original can be viewed at: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2477718/1/Paint_the_Wall_Red

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The Coke Show with Mary Lamb and Chibi interviewing Prince Ahmed Saheed Kashim

Hey, guy! J and I were just lying on the floor trying to cool ourselves when this kooky girl, Mary Lamb and her kid sister Chibi dropped by to interview the hawtiness, Prince Ahmed Saheed Kashim. It was really strange coz they were doing their thing while totally ignoring us... What the hell... and they even left an mp3 of their session. It was hilarious, though. Without further ado, here's the Coke Show with Mary Lamb and Chibi

----->Coke Show - Prince Kashim<-----

omg.. The Hawtness even shared his fs with us. Apparently, he's lookin for Ms Right. Here it is, ladies: prince.saheed23@yahoo.com

Jebs on teh Road

We all know how the roads are here in the Philippines. Instead of bein' pissed, me and my sister thought of some other reason why people would cut you off on the road.

----->One good reason why people cut you off on the road<-----